my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
Job interviewer: you like Yuri?
Me: hell yea
Job interviewer: hell yea
you’re fucking fired
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes